I hate twofaced peopleIt#39s so hard to decide which face to slap first翻译过来意思是英语段子，我最恨两面派，因为我不知道先扇哪边的脸，这让我很为难。

超简短的英语笑话段子一 顾客小心，英语段子你的大拇指在我汤里了！服务员别担心，先生，不是很烫！Diner Watch out！ Your thumbs in my soup！Waiter Don#39t worry， Sir， it#39s not that hot！一个服务员给顾客拿。

段子经典英语笑话 The Old Cat An old woman had a cat The cat was very old she could not run quickly， and she could not bite， because she was so old One day the old cat saw a mouse she ju。

塑料英语搞笑段子如下Know is know，no know is no know 知之为知之，不知为不知long time no see很久不见You give me stop你给我站住open the door see mountain开门见山people。

1a strong man will struggle with the storms of fate 强者能同命运的风暴抗争2a man can fail many times， but he isn#39t a failure until he begins to blame somebody else一个人可以失败很多次，但是。

11You have to believe in yourself That#39s the secret of success Charles Chaplin人必须有自信，这是成功的秘密 卓别林 2Gods determine what you#39re going to be 人生的奋斗目标决定你将成为怎。

In the end， it’s not the years in your life that count It’s the life in your years到头来，你活了多少岁不算什么，重要的是，你是如何度过这些岁月的I lied when I said I didn’t like you I。

·I feel a need，a need for speed我感到了一种速度的需要·Who am i now？I`m very driven，very focused我到底是谁我坚定不移，奋发图强·You can never be known for what you want to be。

提示这应该是个很老的段子了，无奈我每次听还是会觉得很好笑文化差异这东东还真根深蒂固呢于是再复习一次吧 英语国家的说话习惯是按照事实情况回答，吃了就是Yes，没吃就是No，不管问句是以肯定开头还是否定 自由女神像怎么说。